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Q : What is the similarity between men and rats ?
A : Both keep searching for new holes.

Q : What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period ?
A : Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5 - days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.

Q : What's the difference between biology and sociology ?
A : When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.

Q : What's the height of recycling ?
A : Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.

Q : Doctor : You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 " meals " a day as i have advised ?
A : Lady : Doctor, i thought you said 3 " males " a day.

Q : Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girls skirt. Guess where it would have bitten ?
A : The boy friend's hand.

Q : Tarzan and the animas went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked " Why " ?
A : The animals told him ~ Your tail is in " Front ".